Monday, 30 June 2008
Friday, 20 June 2008
Mistakes at the Office Part 2
Alley stepped into the elevator and pressed the button for the ground floor. Turning to face the door she noticed James moving towards her and motioning to keep the door open.
As he stepped in beside her she felt his hand brush against her side. Did he do that on purpose?
"Thank you Alley. That saves me waiting for the next one. And i get the pleasure of sharing your company on the way down."
She glanced back at him and flashed a quick smile. He so rarely payed her a compliment that she didn't really know how to react.
The elevator started descending and the silence became deafening. The small space seemed to move in on Alley and make her nervous.
Suddenly James lent forward and pressed the stop button.
"What? Whats the matter?" Alley asked
James turned to her, his usual calm expression on his face, put his hands on her shoulder and pushed her back against the wall. His lips locked with hers, kissing with a intensity that he
rarely showed.
"Alley, i would very much like to fuck you"
She blushed and tried to stammer a reply
"Is that a yes?"
She nodded as he lowered his head to her neck, kissing and biting, his hands reaching down and pulling up her skirt. Suddenly the world seemed to swim around her as she lost track of reality. Could this be true...could this be happening?Oh please god let it be happening.
Then suddenly she felt him sliding into her and knew it was true. Her arms wrapped around him, gripping him, her legs locking around him. James kissed her then, a kiss so rough and hard that she feared one of them would be bleeding...but she didn't care. All she knew was his kisses and his hardness thrusting into her.
In the distance a alarm was ringing and she was aware that she could hear people shouting. But all she could hear was him whisper in her ear "Cum for me"
She gasped and clutched him as she came, her fingers digging deep into his shoulders. Wave after wave hit her, each one more powerful than the last. Suddenly everything started moving, the shouting getting louder. James lowered her back to her feet and gently pulled down her skirt.
The doors slide open and a crowd of people were looking at them. Alley knew how she must look.
"Everythings OK now Alley. Looks like these good people got everything working. See you tomorrow, don't be late"
And with that...he was gone.
Alley blushed and pushed her way out through the crowd.She couldn't wait to get back to work tomorrow.
As he stepped in beside her she felt his hand brush against her side. Did he do that on purpose?
"Thank you Alley. That saves me waiting for the next one. And i get the pleasure of sharing your company on the way down."
She glanced back at him and flashed a quick smile. He so rarely payed her a compliment that she didn't really know how to react.
The elevator started descending and the silence became deafening. The small space seemed to move in on Alley and make her nervous.
Suddenly James lent forward and pressed the stop button.
"What? Whats the matter?" Alley asked
James turned to her, his usual calm expression on his face, put his hands on her shoulder and pushed her back against the wall. His lips locked with hers, kissing with a intensity that he
rarely showed.
"Alley, i would very much like to fuck you"
She blushed and tried to stammer a reply
"Is that a yes?"
She nodded as he lowered his head to her neck, kissing and biting, his hands reaching down and pulling up her skirt. Suddenly the world seemed to swim around her as she lost track of reality. Could this be true...could this be happening?Oh please god let it be happening.
Then suddenly she felt him sliding into her and knew it was true. Her arms wrapped around him, gripping him, her legs locking around him. James kissed her then, a kiss so rough and hard that she feared one of them would be bleeding...but she didn't care. All she knew was his kisses and his hardness thrusting into her.
In the distance a alarm was ringing and she was aware that she could hear people shouting. But all she could hear was him whisper in her ear "Cum for me"
She gasped and clutched him as she came, her fingers digging deep into his shoulders. Wave after wave hit her, each one more powerful than the last. Suddenly everything started moving, the shouting getting louder. James lowered her back to her feet and gently pulled down her skirt.
The doors slide open and a crowd of people were looking at them. Alley knew how she must look.
"Everythings OK now Alley. Looks like these good people got everything working. See you tomorrow, don't be late"
And with that...he was gone.
Alley blushed and pushed her way out through the crowd.She couldn't wait to get back to work tomorrow.
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
Did someone ask for a smutty story?
Parts 1 of Mistakes at the Office.
(A story that a friend requested and i turned into a 5 part epic. If you can really call this epic. Anyway, extra points if you can identify James and Brian. Also, sorry about the puncuation...i copied it over from somewhere else and its all went off a bit. Anyway...enjoy)
Alley looked out of the office window, the lack of work making her bored.
Whenever James was out of the office she got like this, bored and wishful. The fun seemed to go out of her job if he was not about.
She glanced at the clock. He should be back from his lunch break soon. Maybe he would need a letter taken down, so she could sit opposite him, looking into his stern eyes, feeling them moving over her body. She bite her lip at the thought, a little moan escaping her.
The elevator pinged open and James stepped out, but not alone. The man with him looked rather unusual for the setting, dressed in black, ruffled hair and...was that make-up he was wearing?
James walked over to the desk
"Alley, this is my friend Brian. He is going to be in a meeting with me all afternoon. Be a dear and hold all my calls and don`t let anyone disrupt us"As he turned away from her the corners of his lips moved up into a slight smile, a smile that she had seen before and knew could mean trouble. But oh what fun trouble.
The guy, Brian, smiled at her, nodding his head slightly, and followed James into the office, Alleys eyes watching as his cute ass disappeared behind the door.And now there are two sexy guys sitting in the office and i`m stuck out here, she thought. James always did seem to have a good taste in guys.
Her mind slowly drifted off, wondering what the two of them were up to in there.The buzzer on her desk suddenly went off, shocking her from her thoughts.
"Yes Sir"
"Alley, could you come in here a minute please"
As she stepped into the room she noticed that Brian was standing to the side, leaning against the wall. There was something about the way that he looked at her, intense, brooding. It made her heart skip a little. James was behind his desk, as always
"Can i help you sir?" she said. She would never think of calling him James to his face.
"You can indeed. I was just telling Brian here about how i deal with mistakes. And it seems that you have made one, so i will have the opportunity to show him first hand."
Alley blushed, struggling to not look at the floor, her hands nervously straightening her skirt.
"Come here Alley"
She walked over to the front of the desk
"The Winchester report. You were suppose to have it on my desk by 9 this morning. It was not there till 10. This is not good enough, you understand that don`t you?" he said as he stood up and walked round the desk
"Yes, i understand...but i was..."
"Yes i`m sure you have reasons. But i still will have to punish you. Hands on the desk Alley"
She leaned forward slightly, her skirt ridding up slightly.Silence in the room, then a loud SMACK as James lashes his hand through the air and onto Alley`s ass.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" she groaned, falling forward onto the desk.
"Stand back up please Alley"
She pushed herself up onto her arms again, glancing over at Brian, still standing there, that smile on his face.
A rush of air
BANG
The hand hitting her again, harder. This time she didnt fall, biting her lip to stop from moaning.
"Brian, what do you think? Fitting punishment?"
Brian slowly walked over and stood behind her."Not bad" he said, some type of accent in his voice "but i always say that a bare ass is better"
She felt his hands on her sides, pulling the skirt up, the cold air of the room on her skin
"See...that way it hurts more"
His hand comes flashing down...hitting her other cheek...red handprint on her flesh
This time she did scream....the pain and pleasure forcing her down onto the desk...gasping.
"Well Alley, do you think you have been punished enough?"
James had made his way back around the desk, sitting down and leaning forward....his face inches from her`s.
She couldnt do anything but look into his eyes, lost in them.
"I didnt think so"
Leaning back he waved his hand at Brian
She waited for the next hit, holding herself ready...but it never came
Instead she felt a hand moving slowly up the inside of her leg, fingers gently carresing, reaching up untill they slowly traced across the lace of her panties.
"I dont know James, I think she is enjoying this" The accent making her wetter by the moment.
James grinned.
"Oh i dont know. Your not enjoying this are you Alley"
She trys to speak, but the fingers slowly pull her panties to the side, fingertips gently brushing against her pussy, making her shake, her fingers digging into the hard wood of the desk
Brian slowly bent down, his hands moving to her lips, kneeling behind her, his breath on her body feeling like fire.
She gasped up at James, his little smile on his face again. His hand reaching down the way, resting on his zip, a bulge visible there, just behind the thin material.
"Yes, time for the real punishment to begin i think"James stood up and slowly tugged at his zip but stopped as Brian coughed
"Yes Brian?"
"Your not thinking of going first are you? What with me being the guest?"Alley followed the conversation from her position on the table, Brian`s hand slowly working her pussy, rubbing her clit gently.
James thought for a second, almost angry looking, then laughed."Indeed, your correct. Where are my manners? I`ll go get us some scotch"
James let his hand ruffle Alleys hair as he walked pass, then he was gone, leaving the two of them alone.
Brian stood up and bent over Alley, His lips near her ear, his hand running slowly over her ass.
"You want him don`t you? I can tell."Alley bit her lip to stop herself from speaking"You don`t have to say, its obvious. Maybe you should change your taste in men, they might be a little...rough for you"
Alley could feel his finger slide inside her, small thrusts, enough to get her moaning again.She reached out and grabbed the edges of the deck, her eyes closed, her mind lost in the moment.
"Please.....fuck me"
Brian wasted no time, a flick of her wrist and his jeans hit the floor. One hand grabbing her hair, the other on her hip, he thrust into her, making her yelp, before settling into a fast rhythm."You like that Alley? Or are you thinking of James fucking you? Or maybe both of us?"Alley pushed herself back, grinding her pussy against his cock, trying to take it all.She almost cried out with frustration when he pulled out of her, looking over her shoulder at him to see what was wrong, but already he was turning her over onto her back, his hands ripping open her top, pulling at it so he could see her tits.
"I think James wants you to please me, so...are you going to please me Alley?"She nodded her head, her eyes on his cock, long and thick, her wetness shinning on it
He grabbed her hips and pulled her forward, her legs gripping round him, tightning as he thrust into her
"MMMM thats it Alley." he gasped
She could feel him thrust into her again and again, his hands on her breasts, pinching her nipples, then reaching up to her mouth, tasting herself on his fingertips.She could feel her body starting to shake as her orgasim built, her hands clutching at him, pulling him into her, until she exploded, wave after wave of entense pleasure hitting her, making her sob with joy. He kept on going, ignoring her pleasure, concentrating on his own.
Suddenly he pulled out and before she could move he fired into the air, his cum drenching her suit, dripping down onto her panties, little white spots of cum against the blackness
A tinkle of glass and a clapping of hands.
James appeared above her, a smile on his lips
"Alley dear, you seem to have got you suit dirty. So unproffesional. I think we will have to punish you for that"
(A story that a friend requested and i turned into a 5 part epic. If you can really call this epic. Anyway, extra points if you can identify James and Brian. Also, sorry about the puncuation...i copied it over from somewhere else and its all went off a bit. Anyway...enjoy)
Alley looked out of the office window, the lack of work making her bored.
Whenever James was out of the office she got like this, bored and wishful. The fun seemed to go out of her job if he was not about.
She glanced at the clock. He should be back from his lunch break soon. Maybe he would need a letter taken down, so she could sit opposite him, looking into his stern eyes, feeling them moving over her body. She bite her lip at the thought, a little moan escaping her.
The elevator pinged open and James stepped out, but not alone. The man with him looked rather unusual for the setting, dressed in black, ruffled hair and...was that make-up he was wearing?
James walked over to the desk
"Alley, this is my friend Brian. He is going to be in a meeting with me all afternoon. Be a dear and hold all my calls and don`t let anyone disrupt us"As he turned away from her the corners of his lips moved up into a slight smile, a smile that she had seen before and knew could mean trouble. But oh what fun trouble.
The guy, Brian, smiled at her, nodding his head slightly, and followed James into the office, Alleys eyes watching as his cute ass disappeared behind the door.And now there are two sexy guys sitting in the office and i`m stuck out here, she thought. James always did seem to have a good taste in guys.
Her mind slowly drifted off, wondering what the two of them were up to in there.The buzzer on her desk suddenly went off, shocking her from her thoughts.
"Yes Sir"
"Alley, could you come in here a minute please"
As she stepped into the room she noticed that Brian was standing to the side, leaning against the wall. There was something about the way that he looked at her, intense, brooding. It made her heart skip a little. James was behind his desk, as always
"Can i help you sir?" she said. She would never think of calling him James to his face.
"You can indeed. I was just telling Brian here about how i deal with mistakes. And it seems that you have made one, so i will have the opportunity to show him first hand."
Alley blushed, struggling to not look at the floor, her hands nervously straightening her skirt.
"Come here Alley"
She walked over to the front of the desk
"The Winchester report. You were suppose to have it on my desk by 9 this morning. It was not there till 10. This is not good enough, you understand that don`t you?" he said as he stood up and walked round the desk
"Yes, i understand...but i was..."
"Yes i`m sure you have reasons. But i still will have to punish you. Hands on the desk Alley"
She leaned forward slightly, her skirt ridding up slightly.Silence in the room, then a loud SMACK as James lashes his hand through the air and onto Alley`s ass.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" she groaned, falling forward onto the desk.
"Stand back up please Alley"
She pushed herself up onto her arms again, glancing over at Brian, still standing there, that smile on his face.
A rush of air
BANG
The hand hitting her again, harder. This time she didnt fall, biting her lip to stop from moaning.
"Brian, what do you think? Fitting punishment?"
Brian slowly walked over and stood behind her."Not bad" he said, some type of accent in his voice "but i always say that a bare ass is better"
She felt his hands on her sides, pulling the skirt up, the cold air of the room on her skin
"See...that way it hurts more"
His hand comes flashing down...hitting her other cheek...red handprint on her flesh
This time she did scream....the pain and pleasure forcing her down onto the desk...gasping.
"Well Alley, do you think you have been punished enough?"
James had made his way back around the desk, sitting down and leaning forward....his face inches from her`s.
She couldnt do anything but look into his eyes, lost in them.
"I didnt think so"
Leaning back he waved his hand at Brian
She waited for the next hit, holding herself ready...but it never came
Instead she felt a hand moving slowly up the inside of her leg, fingers gently carresing, reaching up untill they slowly traced across the lace of her panties.
"I dont know James, I think she is enjoying this" The accent making her wetter by the moment.
James grinned.
"Oh i dont know. Your not enjoying this are you Alley"
She trys to speak, but the fingers slowly pull her panties to the side, fingertips gently brushing against her pussy, making her shake, her fingers digging into the hard wood of the desk
Brian slowly bent down, his hands moving to her lips, kneeling behind her, his breath on her body feeling like fire.
She gasped up at James, his little smile on his face again. His hand reaching down the way, resting on his zip, a bulge visible there, just behind the thin material.
"Yes, time for the real punishment to begin i think"James stood up and slowly tugged at his zip but stopped as Brian coughed
"Yes Brian?"
"Your not thinking of going first are you? What with me being the guest?"Alley followed the conversation from her position on the table, Brian`s hand slowly working her pussy, rubbing her clit gently.
James thought for a second, almost angry looking, then laughed."Indeed, your correct. Where are my manners? I`ll go get us some scotch"
James let his hand ruffle Alleys hair as he walked pass, then he was gone, leaving the two of them alone.
Brian stood up and bent over Alley, His lips near her ear, his hand running slowly over her ass.
"You want him don`t you? I can tell."Alley bit her lip to stop herself from speaking"You don`t have to say, its obvious. Maybe you should change your taste in men, they might be a little...rough for you"
Alley could feel his finger slide inside her, small thrusts, enough to get her moaning again.She reached out and grabbed the edges of the deck, her eyes closed, her mind lost in the moment.
"Please.....fuck me"
Brian wasted no time, a flick of her wrist and his jeans hit the floor. One hand grabbing her hair, the other on her hip, he thrust into her, making her yelp, before settling into a fast rhythm."You like that Alley? Or are you thinking of James fucking you? Or maybe both of us?"Alley pushed herself back, grinding her pussy against his cock, trying to take it all.She almost cried out with frustration when he pulled out of her, looking over her shoulder at him to see what was wrong, but already he was turning her over onto her back, his hands ripping open her top, pulling at it so he could see her tits.
"I think James wants you to please me, so...are you going to please me Alley?"She nodded her head, her eyes on his cock, long and thick, her wetness shinning on it
He grabbed her hips and pulled her forward, her legs gripping round him, tightning as he thrust into her
"MMMM thats it Alley." he gasped
She could feel him thrust into her again and again, his hands on her breasts, pinching her nipples, then reaching up to her mouth, tasting herself on his fingertips.She could feel her body starting to shake as her orgasim built, her hands clutching at him, pulling him into her, until she exploded, wave after wave of entense pleasure hitting her, making her sob with joy. He kept on going, ignoring her pleasure, concentrating on his own.
Suddenly he pulled out and before she could move he fired into the air, his cum drenching her suit, dripping down onto her panties, little white spots of cum against the blackness
A tinkle of glass and a clapping of hands.
James appeared above her, a smile on his lips
"Alley dear, you seem to have got you suit dirty. So unproffesional. I think we will have to punish you for that"
Sunday, 15 June 2008
Im on a break
9 days away from work. What joy.
Its allowing me to catch up with reading. Just finished The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. So much better than i expected. Considering its ment to me a young adult book, this old adult found it a wonderful read. But then as a wise person said recently, you cant go wrong with Death as your guide.
Oh, the person that said that should really get on and post a journal. Its a story im looking forward to reading.
Went and seen Simon Anstell the other day. For those of you that dont know, he present the pop/comedy show Never Mind The Buzzcocks. His stand up show is completly different from what i expected. A comic look into ego, self and love. Intelligent and funny, he is also not afraid to take the piss out of himself. If you get the chance, go see him.
I also was amused by something Russel Howard said on tv. There were two gay guys on a british airways flight making out during the journey. Some chavs on the flight were complaining.
"Stop it you two, thats not natural" said one of the angry chavs.
"Not Natural? Your flying" came the reply.
Brilliant.
Also had a glass of 40 year old whisky yesterday. From a small distillary in scotland that only ran for two years, 1964-65. My dad worked there in 65 and may well have bottled that very one. I bought him a bottle of it recently and he has been waiting for a occasion to open it. Yesterday was his and my mums 40th wedding aniversary, well worth opening it for.
It tasted like smoth caramel mixed with spice and may well have been the best whisky ive ever tasted.
(but then, at 110 pounds a bottle, im glad it was good)
Its allowing me to catch up with reading. Just finished The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. So much better than i expected. Considering its ment to me a young adult book, this old adult found it a wonderful read. But then as a wise person said recently, you cant go wrong with Death as your guide.
Oh, the person that said that should really get on and post a journal. Its a story im looking forward to reading.
Went and seen Simon Anstell the other day. For those of you that dont know, he present the pop/comedy show Never Mind The Buzzcocks. His stand up show is completly different from what i expected. A comic look into ego, self and love. Intelligent and funny, he is also not afraid to take the piss out of himself. If you get the chance, go see him.
I also was amused by something Russel Howard said on tv. There were two gay guys on a british airways flight making out during the journey. Some chavs on the flight were complaining.
"Stop it you two, thats not natural" said one of the angry chavs.
"Not Natural? Your flying" came the reply.
Brilliant.
Also had a glass of 40 year old whisky yesterday. From a small distillary in scotland that only ran for two years, 1964-65. My dad worked there in 65 and may well have bottled that very one. I bought him a bottle of it recently and he has been waiting for a occasion to open it. Yesterday was his and my mums 40th wedding aniversary, well worth opening it for.
It tasted like smoth caramel mixed with spice and may well have been the best whisky ive ever tasted.
(but then, at 110 pounds a bottle, im glad it was good)
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Table service
I had a rather delightfull meal today at a local resturant.
I had met up with some friends that ive not seen for awhile and we decided that we should go get something to eat.
And the end of the meal they commented on how friendly and attentive the waitress had been and how we should leave her a big tip.
I managed not to mention that i`d had her over a table in that resturant about 2 weeks ago. And it took all my efforts not to make a comment about giving her a tip.
So....its low humor. But its little moments like this that make me smile.
Incase your wondering, yes she was a good fuck. Not only did she give the best handjob ive had in years (you know the type, like the fingers are molding themself to your cock), but she also got off on being spanked which always makes for a fun evening.
So dont forget to be generous with your tip....your waiter/waitress may reward you in many ways ;)
I had met up with some friends that ive not seen for awhile and we decided that we should go get something to eat.
And the end of the meal they commented on how friendly and attentive the waitress had been and how we should leave her a big tip.
I managed not to mention that i`d had her over a table in that resturant about 2 weeks ago. And it took all my efforts not to make a comment about giving her a tip.
So....its low humor. But its little moments like this that make me smile.
Incase your wondering, yes she was a good fuck. Not only did she give the best handjob ive had in years (you know the type, like the fingers are molding themself to your cock), but she also got off on being spanked which always makes for a fun evening.
So dont forget to be generous with your tip....your waiter/waitress may reward you in many ways ;)
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
I recommend.....

FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Well...as my blog is now covered by the "adult" tag i thought i might as well make use of it ;)
So, let me recommend so things to you.
If you have a look on the right hand side of the screen. (No, the other right hand side...yes...thats it...over there.)
Here you will find a few Websites that i recommend a visit to.
If your reading this (and you better be, otherwise im talking to myself, which wouldnt be the first time) then you proberly alread know what Suicidegirls is, so i dont need to explain that.
Vanessaalexandra.com is a new site for the wonderfull and talented Vanessa Alexanra. You really should go take a look. Music, video blogs, sets and animation, its like a little trip through her mind. And as those that know her would agree....her mind is every bit as fasinating and gorgeous as her body.
And also over there you will find a link for FreakAngels. This is a weekly comic by Warren Ellis (writer of pretty much 50% of all the comics i love) set in a near future London after the big flood. Its a little sci-fi, its a little mystery, its all british and all wonderful. Go check it out, there is a new update every friday.
So what else?
Hentai.
Bible Black New Testament. (picture above)
If you have seen Bible Black (and if your intrested in Hentai then your really need to see Bible Black) then Testament is more of exactly what you expect. Black magic, sex, murder and orgys.
Its a pretty good follow up to Blble black, giving us a sequal that follows on from the original without slavishly sticking to it.
Not for those easily offended, but then, what Henati is?
Well...as my blog is now covered by the "adult" tag i thought i might as well make use of it ;)
So, let me recommend so things to you.
If you have a look on the right hand side of the screen. (No, the other right hand side...yes...thats it...over there.)
Here you will find a few Websites that i recommend a visit to.
If your reading this (and you better be, otherwise im talking to myself, which wouldnt be the first time) then you proberly alread know what Suicidegirls is, so i dont need to explain that.
Vanessaalexandra.com is a new site for the wonderfull and talented Vanessa Alexanra. You really should go take a look. Music, video blogs, sets and animation, its like a little trip through her mind. And as those that know her would agree....her mind is every bit as fasinating and gorgeous as her body.
And also over there you will find a link for FreakAngels. This is a weekly comic by Warren Ellis (writer of pretty much 50% of all the comics i love) set in a near future London after the big flood. Its a little sci-fi, its a little mystery, its all british and all wonderful. Go check it out, there is a new update every friday.
So what else?
Hentai.
Bible Black New Testament. (picture above)
If you have seen Bible Black (and if your intrested in Hentai then your really need to see Bible Black) then Testament is more of exactly what you expect. Black magic, sex, murder and orgys.
Its a pretty good follow up to Blble black, giving us a sequal that follows on from the original without slavishly sticking to it.
Not for those easily offended, but then, what Henati is?