This song is so childish, stupid and immature
but i still love it.
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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Monday, 7 July 2008
The Power of Words
As we all know, words have power.
From music to journalism, from propaganda to adverts, words have a way of effecting how you live.
And words can turn you on.
It always amazes me how much of a effect on someone words can have. As a example, i use to date a girl who get off on poetry. As we had sex i would whisper sweet nothings into her ear, making her buck and twist under me. It got to the stage that i only had to whisper "she walks in beauty like the night" into her ear and it would get her wet.
And the range of words that effect people. For some its being romantic and sweet, for others its being as crude and dirty as possible.
Where as to tell one woman that you wish to "make sweet love to her all night long", another woman would responde better to being told that you want "to eat your pussy until you drip on my tongue"
Words, it would seem, are a shortcut to sexual desire. Say the correct phrase and envoke desire.
So next time your talking to someone you fancy, remember to use the correct words.
From music to journalism, from propaganda to adverts, words have a way of effecting how you live.
And words can turn you on.
It always amazes me how much of a effect on someone words can have. As a example, i use to date a girl who get off on poetry. As we had sex i would whisper sweet nothings into her ear, making her buck and twist under me. It got to the stage that i only had to whisper "she walks in beauty like the night" into her ear and it would get her wet.
And the range of words that effect people. For some its being romantic and sweet, for others its being as crude and dirty as possible.
Where as to tell one woman that you wish to "make sweet love to her all night long", another woman would responde better to being told that you want "to eat your pussy until you drip on my tongue"
Words, it would seem, are a shortcut to sexual desire. Say the correct phrase and envoke desire.
So next time your talking to someone you fancy, remember to use the correct words.